Founding offer · First 3 Reviews at $149
The Review

No calls. No consultants. Just the answers.

Send your business data. In 5 business days, a written BI report lands in your inbox — showing exactly where you're leaving money on the table, with a working dashboard built from your own numbers. No meetings. No scheduling. No consulting pitch on the other end. Money-back guarantee if the findings aren't worth acting on.

Founding offer — first 3 Reviews at $149 in exchange for case study rights. After that, $249. See the kind of insights you'll get — on your own data, free, 30 seconds — with The Playback.

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Two ways to see the output — before you pay

Most BI work asks you to trust the person behind it. This doesn't. You can see exactly what a Review produces — on your own data, or on a redacted sample — before spending a penny.

Option 1 · Instant

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Paste a description of your business, upload a CSV, or just speak it. An instant BI diagnostic on your actual data — the free, 30-second version of the full Review.

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Option 2 · Detailed

Sample Review (PDF)

A redacted example of what lands in your inbox — full findings, dashboard preview, prioritised action plan. See exactly what you're buying.

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What It Is

Your data. Reviewed. In 5 days.

You're running a business. Your data sits in Stripe, Shopify, QuickBooks, spreadsheets — and nobody has had time to look at it properly. The Review is the fix.

Send your revenue data. Twenty years of BI pattern recognition gets applied to it. A written report comes back showing the specific places you're leaving money on the table, the metrics worth watching, and the three things to fix first — with a working dashboard built from your own numbers.

Async by design, not by accident. No meetings. No scheduling back-and-forth. No Zoom link. No consultant on the other end trying to pitch you into a retainer. Your time is too valuable for another call — so the entire engagement runs through your inbox. That's the point.

How It Works

From data to report in 5 days

01
Send your data
Export your sales/revenue data from wherever it lives — Stripe, Shopify, QuickBooks, Excel, CSV. Fill out a short intake form. Done in 15 minutes.
02
The analysis
Your data is run through the BI Without the BS framework. Patterns, leaks, and missing value are mapped. Takes 2–3 days.
03
The report
Specific findings with numbers. Framework gap analysis. Prioritised action plan. No fluff, no filler, no jargon.
04
You get it by email
Written report plus a working dashboard built from your data land in your inbox by day 5. Read it on your own time. Act on it however you want.
What You Get

A complete written report

Who It's For

Built for owners who want honest answers

Yes, this is for you if:

  • You run a business doing $100K+/year
  • Your data lives in Stripe, Shopify, QuickBooks, or Excel
  • You don't have a data person (and don't want to hire one)
  • You want honest answers without a sales pitch attached
  • You're fine reading a report and acting on it yourself

Not for you if:

  • You're pre-revenue (there needs to be data to analyse)
  • You want live hand-holding and weekly calls
  • You're an enterprise with an existing BI team
  • You want implementation done for you, not a diagnostic report
  • You'd rather have a conversation than a written report
The Guarantee

Money-back guarantee

If the Review doesn't surface at least three specific insights worth acting on, the full purchase price is refunded. No forms. No justification required. No awkward back-and-forth. The risk of buying this is zero.

Pricing
Founding offer — First 3 Only

One review. One price.

Fixed scope. Fixed fee. Delivered in 5 business days.
$149
$249 standard · First 3 Reviews only
  • Money-back guarantee — full refund if fewer than 3 actionable insights
  • Written report delivered in 5 business days
  • 3–5 specific missing value findings with numbers
  • Working AI-powered dashboard built from your data
  • No calls · no meetings · no scheduling
  • No subscription · no retainer · no upsell
Get Your Founding Review — $149

In exchange: permission to publish anonymised findings as a case study. First come, first served. When the three spots are claimed, the offer closes.

FAQ

Questions you probably have

What data do I need to send?

Sales or revenue data. Whatever you have — a Stripe export, a Shopify export, a QuickBooks report, an Excel spreadsheet, a CSV. The more recent and complete, the better the findings. A short checklist will be sent on sign-up.

What if my data is messy?

That's expected. Most SME data is messy. Data cleaning is handled as part of the review — that's included, not your job. Just send what you have.

Will you try to sell me more stuff afterward?

No. The review is a fixed-price, one-time engagement. You pay once, you get your report, that's it. If you want something else later, come back. There's no follow-up pitch.

Do I need to be on a call?

No. The entire engagement is async. Data comes in, report goes out. Everything by email. No calendar holds, no Zoom links, no awkward small talk.

How long does it really take?

Five business days from the day your data is received. If the queue is full, you'll be told up front with a firm start date.

Who sees my data?

Your data is handled by one analyst, used only for this review, and deleted after delivery unless you ask otherwise. It's never shared, sold, or reused.

What if I don't find the report useful?

Money-back guarantee. If the Review doesn't surface at least three specific insights worth acting on, the full purchase price is refunded — no forms, no justification required. The risk of buying this is zero.

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Ready to see what's hiding in your data?

Pay once. Send your data. Get your written report in 5 business days. Founding offer live: first 3 Reviews at $149 — in exchange for case study rights.

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